Agents 0082,0085 & 0086 reporting for duty.

Agent 0082: We have been deep, deep undercover - Daisy & Earl have undergone special training to prepare them for life as LIA agents. I've been rushed off my paws debriefing my fellow agents. I took the pair of them away on holiday as part of their training - socialisation skills are key to being a good agent and it had been a while since we had seen grandma.

Agents 0085 & 0086: My sister has developed a keen interest in extreme sports, she says that real agents like the 2-foot James Bond do crazy stuff like that in service of their country. Daisy loves to leap onto the roof of Agent 0082's house then do amazing powerslides down the roof and into the litter tray below!

I on the other paw have been honing my specialist skill of doing dead-bunny flops whilst keeping my eyes wide open. Have been practising lots and caught dad out big time last week - tee hee. Playing 'dead' gets the 2-foots really worried - I plan to use my specialist skill in future LIA missions.

Agents 0082, 0085 & 0086 out.

Saturday evening I couldn't help myself; I was so happy to get home that I did lots of binkies all evening. Mum thought I looked kind of cute, I was just soooo happy to be home. Have you ever been so happy that you had to do lots of binkies?

Sunday morning mum was given a bit of a fright when my dear sister and I had a bit of a falling out. I was more shocked than anything when Daisy wouln't let me eat my favourite barley rings from the food bowl we were sharing; she boxed me round the head. Girls can be so very stroppy and we had a bit of a scuffle. Thankfully it did not last very long and mum soon fixed things by putting out an extra food bowl and also a small bowl of barley rings. I love her very much but she can be so demanding (dad says exactly the same about mum).

Well I had an eventful holiday, it was my very first. We went to see our grandma last week and took mum & dad with us too. It was kind of fun, Earl and I spent allot of time sleeping. Mum was sitting on the settee one morning and noticed something wrong with my teeth. So later that day with Grandma's assistance we went along to see Uncle Nick who was very king and gentle. My front teeth were de-burred and I have to make sure that mum keeps a close eye on them incase they need de-burring again. My mouth feels so much more comfortable now, hopefully very soon I will weigh as much as, if not more,than my brother Earl.
Daisy x.

She is might not be quite so big a Earl now but I think that Daisy is much prettier :-)

Maybe I should have a bigger food bowl so I won't look quite so big?

I am glad that I don't live outside; today the sky has cried all day long. Mum wanted to take her duvet to work but I said that was a silly idea, she wants to hibernate. Do any of your 2-foots have strange habits when the days grow shorter and darker?

Well this is a bit of a first; mum is going to have every night at home this week when she gets home from work. I think that my two not-so-little friends will make sure she keeps the food bowls topped up! I'm going to have more cuddles. Mum was muttering something about housework, if it makes her so miserable why do it? Do any of your 2-foots 'force' themselves to do housework?

My sister spent most of her visit to Uncle Gordon grooming and looking beautiful, she is such a flirt. Well here's a surprise that she wasn't quite ready for; we got weighed yesterday - Daisy is 1.70kg but guess what????? I now weigh 1.80kg!!!!!! She won't be able to lay on top of me if I keep on growing.
Her little snigger about me having my operation on the 26th will be short lived, mum said that Daisy will be going with me to keep my company. I didn't much fancy going all on my own. We would both miss each other and I don't like the sound of what uncle godon/uncle craig are going to do to my boy bits.

Mum and dad took us out for our first trip to the vet yesterday morning, it was a bit strange but not scary at all. When we got there mum held Earl and I had a cuddle with dad. We got many admiring comments and a few fusses too. After what seemed like a really long wait we were taken through to meet Uncle Gordon who was really nice. While Earl was getting poked and prodded I groomed myself carefully so I'd look my very best! Earl didn't like having his injection very much but I didn't mind it at all. We both like uncle gordon because he said that we were lovely (well, me more than earl). Earl will tell you what uncle gordon said about his boy bits, ha ha.

I like the weekend as it means more time to spend with mum. She got home earlier to find Daisy laying on top of Earl, she looked very comfortable. Think I might have a little power nap now.

My little charges are getting bigger by the day and keeping both mum & I very busy. They are now free-range house bunnies 24/7 and always use thier litter trays.

Have had to talk to Earl about the the birds & the bees; wasn't quite expecting to have to be doing that just yet. Daisy gives him 'that' look which soon calms him right down.

This coming Saturday mum and dad will be taking the pair of them to the vet for their VHD jabs, and to check Earl's boy bits! Am debating whether to tell them both about the vet or not, mmmn.

Well I've been kept very busy with Daisy & Earl's education - they are fast learners. Also advising dad on how to fix the box on wheels - it is now back on the road and mum can drive herself to work (this evening she came home with a fresh bag of dandelion/marigold excel herbage) so it was worth all the effort. Dad was so calm after my helpful advice that he didn't have to resort to swearing, not even once!

On top of all that I have had to take extra good care of mum who has been poorly - with a bad cough/cold etc. It has been hard on us buns as her coughing has kept us awake all night long. 2-foots can be such hard work.

Monday evening I came out to have a cuddle with mum then decided that it was about time that I met Daisy and Earl properly. I sat quietly on the vet bed and they both came over to say hi. Earl was very reserved and grunted at me a couple of times, am sure that given time he will come round. Daisy on the other paw was utterly charming and insisted on grooming me, we get on very well together.

Well today I've kept a careful watch over Daisy and Earl; they have been very good - surprisingly! Now I'm sitting with my back to mum, she thinks that I'm sulking but I don't want her to see me thinking - ha! I'm planning breaking out of my mansion so I can say hello to Daisy and Earl paw to paw.

Earl has been eating his food as per my careful advice, for dessert he still insisted on eating the curtains!

A certain young lady has been very naughty this evening; climbing onto the roof of my mansion! Earl and I looked on in amazement and had to stifle a few sniggers when she had to be rescued by mum - TWICE.

I have found the best place to hide is behind the curtains in the living room. It only works if you sit very still. I can also sit still in front of them and blend in because they are almost the same colour as my beautiful fur :-) How kind of mummy to have curtains that compliment me - tee hee.